Police received an interesting call in Oldsmar, Fl on March 15. And the police probably weren’t ready for the sight they were about to see and the strong smell of vinegar that was going to curse their cruisers.
Eric Detiege, 47, was lying on his back in front of a townhouse with his pants off, penis in one hand, and a large uneaten pickle in the other. According to an officer, he was, “using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while he was masturbating.”
He is being held in Pinellas County Jail on a $150 bond. He has a tattoo on his arm that simply says “Only God can judge me”. There is no word on if the pickle has been seized into evidence.