Stan's having a great day! And it's cause Dave isn't here Stop sending photos of your crabs, sir! Is it disrespectful to thank a vet for their service? Mike Chionopoulos in-studio

Dave mooches from listeners Haney wonders: do UFOs exist? Let's Play a Game: Is It Number One? Way Back Machine

Dave is issued a challenge by Stan. Can he eat 27 Pickled Eggs during the show? Billy calls in asking dating advice Open Phones Headlines with Haney 4 o'clock Fluffer

Waterman has no control over The Waterman Podcast D-Train calls in to confront Waterman Matt Mangas in-studio to play Haney in Music Trivia Drunk woman wants Rolling Stones tickets

Stan remembers something about his dad, a wide hipped woman and a date gone wrong Are You Smarter than Haney Dr. Ray Bastardo calls in with a favor Headlines with Haney

Part Time Ken is a full time complainer Haney has had it with people complaining Why do people think Haney hates them? Mike Chinapolis in-studio Junior returns to the show Headlines with Haney

Studio has a weird odor to it today Breaking News - Helicropter Crash in Manhattan Big Papi Shooting - Back and to the left? Is it the number one answer?

Dave celebrates National Donut Day by eating 12 donuts in 3 minutes. Or does he? Peter Frampton interview recap Let's have fun with monkeys Open Phones

Stan watches a D-Day coverage that upsets him Helicopter rescue goes wrong! Famous ELO song with mistaken lyrics Is It On Stan's List? A video game radio station drives Stan nuts

Whatever happened to Spike from the Railway Inn? Sir Roger Bannister calls in to talk Trump's trip to the UK Grab Bag Headlines with Haney