A 14-year-old in Texas is being called the "El Paso Ferris Bueller" after he disabled his mom's security cameras last Friday and stole her BMW.

Somebody in a boat off the coast of South Africa filmed a seal escaping the jaws of a great white shark that was about to make it a meal. 

A guy broke into a shoe store in Virginia on Sunday and only stole RIGHT shoes . . . which has happened to that store before. 

A school cafeteria in Nebraska served chili made with KANGAROO MEAT last week . . . and a bunch of kids got sick.