We are not used to Florida Man stories coming from Collier County or its beautiful and usually peaceful city of Naples, but a creepy homeless man with no clothes surprised us all. The most surprised (and scared) person was the woman who was in the Collier County home when the creepy naked Florida Man intruder touched her and pleasured himself.
According to NBC-2, Collier County County Sheriff’s deputies responded to a burglary just before 4:00 Sunday morning. A woman told deputies she was in bed when a naked man she did not know was beside the bed trying to grab her while touching himself inappropriately. She told him to stop and pushed away his hand several times. The victim said the man was trying to keep her quiet so deputies would not know he was there. She said the man may have slid through an open sliding backdoor or crawled through the doggie door on the side of the house.
When deputies came inside, they saw the naked man identified as 22 year-old Carlos Lozanos-Lara run from the dining room to the bathroom where he attempted to hide in the bathtub. Lozanos-Lara then pulled away from a deputy trying to handcuff him. He ripped the cuffs away from an officer and threw them down. He continued to resist even after a deputy threw him on the ground.
During all of this chaos, Lozanos-Lara kicked a deputy and tried to bite him on the arm. They eventually cuffed him and added leg shackles for good measure. These handcuffs and shackles did not stop him from his last-ditch effort. While being escorted to the patrol car, he somehow tried to steal a deputy’s taser from his holster. He failed.
Now, Lozanos-Lara was charged with sexual assault, burglary, resisting an officer with violence, and battery on a person 65 years of age or older. He was taken to Naples Jail.
Seeing that the victim was elderly would definitely increase the “creep factor” (if that is even possible in this case). If these alleged crimes are found to be true, let’s hope the naked Florida Man stays off the streets and out of any doggie doors.