Florida Woman Busted Trying to Pass a Drug Test Using Soda and Water
You would think the best way to fake a drug test is using clean urine (probably from someone else). According to The Smoking Gun, a Florida woman named Shannon Hunter didn’t have access to any clean urine, so she used what she thought was the next best thing: a mixture of water and soda.
It didn’t work. Hunter has now been charged with urine testing fraud. She filled a pill bottle with soda and tap water . . . hid it . . . and then during the test, she secretly used THAT. We don’t know what kind of soda it was, but we’re assuming it was probably Mountain Dew or maybe ginger ale. Not something that’s gonna get you through that drug test.
She pleaded no contest and is now looking at serving 20 days in jail, fines, and a possibly revoked probation. Her rap sheet includes convictions for theft, possession of drug paraphernalia,
domestic battery, narcotics possession, and driving without a license.
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Florida Is One Of The Worst Places To Be In A Zombie Apocalypse
If you’re one of the many people that believe a zombie apocalypse is inevitable, you need to be prepared. And where you live is part of that preparedness. Best case, somewhere less populated where you could live off the land, and with a weapon stockpile. If you watched ‘Last Of Us’ that’s how Bill and Frank were able to survive. So, a little luck and you’d be likely to make it through the apocalypse, at least until they discover a cure. Unfortunately, Florida is not one of the better options. You’d have much better chances in Wyoming or Alaska. Here’s why.
For this study, we turn to data from Insuranks. One of the data points taken into account includes where a zombie outbreak is likely to occur. If you’re a Resident Evil fan, you know to steer clear of areas that have a lot of pharmaceutical companies. Florida has a lot. Population is also a big factor. More people = more zombies = more danger. Yep, there’s a lot of people in Florida. And lastly, a way to fight off zombies. There’s where Florida has an advantage. Do we ever have weapons. I’ve run across some Florida people that have entire arsenals at their homes. But are they the right kind of weapons? There’s data on that, too.
So where’s the best state to be during a zombie apocalypse? Find you an area that looks like “Yellowstone”.
Stan Nawalaniec has been on the air at 96 K Rock for over 25 years! He loves to travel, play golf, and the New York Yankees. Stan has a daughter and an Alabama wildcat and resides in Ft. Myers, FL.
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