Florida Woman Busted Trying to Pass a Drug Test Using Soda and Water
You would think the best way to fake a drug test is using clean urine (probably from someone else). According to The Smoking Gun, a Florida woman named Shannon Hunter didn’t have access to any clean urine, so she used what she thought was the next best thing: a mixture of water and soda.
It didn’t work. Hunter has now been charged with urine testing fraud. She filled a pill bottle with soda and tap water . . . hid it . . . and then during the test, she secretly used THAT. We don’t know what kind of soda it was, but we’re assuming it was probably Mountain Dew or maybe ginger ale. Not something that’s gonna get you through that drug test.
She pleaded no contest and is now looking at serving 20 days in jail, fines, and a possibly revoked probation. Her rap sheet includes convictions for theft, possession of drug paraphernalia,
domestic battery, narcotics possession, and driving without a license.