It’s almost inconceivable, but apparently anybody can have their time in the sun. Even a short, bald guy. If you’re one of those height-challenged single guys with a receding (or receded) hairline, congratulations! You are the total package! PR Newswire reports on a new poll from Dating.com saying that it’s a great time to be you.
One-third of people currently looking for a man say that being bald and shorter than 5-foot-7 would have NO IMPACT on their decision on whether or not to date them. 36% even said they would have no problem making the first move on a guy who’s short or missing some hair on top. So you might not even have to put forth any effort… just stand at the bar and be your sexy self.
This tidbit seems a little backhanded though. According to the poll, one of the benefits of dating short, bald guys is the fact that they probably won’t cheat on you (or couldn’t if they wanted to). 72% said they wouldn’t be too worried about being cheated on if their man was short, bald, or considered the less attractive one of the relationship.
This doesn’t just go for a short and bald guy though.
If you are tall with hair, but still aren’t considered handsome, take comfort. Overall, 63% of singles said that personality is more important than looks.
This is proof that 90’s sitcom Seinfeld was way ahead of its time. Everybody wondered how we were supposed to believe that George Constanza dated so many beautiful ladies (including Marisa Tomei!). It’s now a good time to be a short bald guy.