Drugs, Drunk or Crazy: Nude Florida man arrested with rope around his genitals
For tonight’s Drunk, Drugs or Crazy: we travel to Auburndale, FL where 59-year-old Jerry Sanders was arrested for driving nude while having a rope tied around his penis!
According to The Daily Ridge, the Polk County Sheriff’s Office arrested Jerry for multiple drug charges and fleeing to elude, after good ol’ Jer failed to stop at an intersection.
The deputy who witnessed Jerry run the stop sign, threw on his lights and initiated a traffic stop.
Jerry allegedly attempted to flee, but shortly swerved off the road.
The deputy caught up to Jerry and noticed partially smoked marijuana joints and a rolled up dollar bill in the center console.
The deputy also noticed that Jerry was totally naked and had string wrapped around his body. He also had a string tied to his penis and testicles.
The deputy asked Jerry why he fled, to which the nude man replied “because I was naked”.
Deputies searched Jerry’s car and found a baggie of meth, rolled dollar bill and joints.
Jerry admitted to snorting the meth with the dollar bill and that “weed” was in the joint he smoked.
The cops threw the cuffs on old Jerry and hauled him to the Polk County Jail, where he had a bond of $2,500.00.
