Sir, that is alotta crack hidin’ in yours!
For tonight’s Douche of the Day, we stay local to the Sunshine State and travel up to Palm Bay where I’ll introduce you to tonight’s Douche of the Day: Derick McKay.
A Flagler County Police deputy pulled Derick McKay over for speeding last week.
When the deputy started talking to Derick, he noticed that Derick seemed nervous and that there was a smell of marijuana.
Derick claimed he didn’t have anything illegal on his persons, but that turned out to be a lie.
Derick was arrested for driving on a suspended license, and on his way to the big house, he confessed that he was hiding narcotics in his buttocks.
Derick then proceeded to remove more than a dozen small baggies.
The haul in his rear end included a small baggie of crack, eight small baggies of heroin, two small baggies of Molly, a small baggie of marijuana, 12 Lortab pills, and 12 Oxycodone pills.
McKay is now facing multiple charges and is currently being held without bond.
