Guy Gets Into A Spit Fight With A Llama And Loses

If there is an animal on the planet you'd probably NOT want to get into a spit fight, it's gotta be a llama, right?

Llamas are famous for their ability to spit long distances...at least that's what we thought. Llamas and spitting pretty much go hand and hand. So perhaps this guy in Ireland didn't know that.

In the video below you can watch him instigate a spit fight with a llama. He walked up and spit AT a llama, and then it returned the favor and sprayed his face. Check it out in the video below.

It could also be that this guy just started to pick a spit fight with the Triple H version of a llama or this llama just happens to watch WWE wrestling and is a fan of Hunter Hearst Helmsley's ring entrance where spits an entire bottle of water into a fine mist.

If we just lost you, check this out.  Triple H is short for Hunter Hearst Helmsley who is a professional wrestling a big part of the WWE company.  So check out this video below and you will hopefully connect the dots we laid out.  If not just forget the pro wrestling analogy with this spitting llama.

In the animal kingdom, evolution has bestowed upon various creatures abilities that are pretty awesome. The chameleon can change its skin to blend in with it's environment. The octopus can mimic other creatures. The rhinoceros has super strength. Those are all awesome powers... the following are not as cool.

Even some frogs have cool powers. There are frogs with deadly poison. There are frogs that have suction cup sticky feet to give it an awesome climbing ability. Then there's the dumbass waxy monkey frog. What can it do? Well, it can secrete a wax. Is the wax deadly? Nope! It... um... it keeps its skin nice.

Some birds have incredible abilities. The eagle can see for miles and has razor sharp talons. Not the bird of paradise. What mighty powers was it given? The power to dance. Yep, that's right... so it dances like Buffalo Bill to attract a mate. Not the coolest ability if ya ask me.

Outside of being delicious, the cow doesn't have many abilities. It can eat grass. It can run away from danger... but its farts are dangerously world endingly powerful. Their asses literally melt away the ozone like the laser of an evil comic book villain. Pretty lame, cows.

In the world of insects there are a ton of superpower-like abilities that are so very cool. The rhinoceros beetle is so strong that if it were our size it could literally punch buildings down. Even flies have super vision because of there crazy eyes. Not the grasshopper though. It can... hop. Yep, it can hop like really, really far. Oh and if they get emotional enough they can transform into locusts and eat alot. Very lame, the grasshopper.

The capybara is a giant rodent that resembles a gigantic guinea pig. What can it do, run at cheetah-like speed? Nope. Is it super strong? Not particularly. BUT IT CAN... take a nice warm bath in the hot springs found in its habitat. If you google this creature you'll see it's other ability.. which is to balance vegetables on it's head. Two VERY dumb superpowers.