Florida Man’s Plate Assault Leaves Victim Hospitalized
When it comes to dinner dishes in my Cape Coral home, there are a few rules. Clean your plate and also put your plate in the dishwasher. But don’t weaponize your plate. Someone should have told that to Eric Daniel Torres of Florida.
According to the Tampa Free Press, a 62-year-old man became the victim of the plate-wielding assailant. Yes, a seemingly harmless object we use every day, was turned into a weapon in the hands of Torres. Talk about a food fight!
The Monroe County Sheriff’s Office got the call, and suddenly, Torres found himself slapped with charges of aggravated battery and resisting arrest. The victim went to the Hospital for injuries inflicted not by fists but by a dinner plate!! That poor victim is gonna use a bowl from now on… Maybe even as a helmet. Who knows?
But Torres, doesn’t go down without a fight. He turns a routine arrest into a brawl, spitting, cursing, and resisting. The end result? Torres finds himself hit with a $50,000 bond. You can get a plate at the world’s finest restaurant for less than that!
The lesson here? Be aware of who you invite to dinner. If you’re not careful, it could be the plate wielding Florida man named Eric Daniel Torres.
Mastering Potluck Etiquette with These 5 Tips
Potlucks, which involve people bringing their preferred dishes to share at a gathering, have become a common practice, whether hosted in someone’s home or at the office. Dishes range from sweet treats to savory options, with each person contributing their favorites that sometimes wow the crowd but sometimes miss the mark.
Opinions about potlucks tend to differ. Some find them enjoyable, while others may not share the same enthusiasm. People have different approaches when they are in the kitchen. Confidence in the cleanliness of a friend or relative’s kitchen and their hygiene practices can contribute to a more comfortable potluck experience.
The ups and downs of a potluck.
However, a different dynamic arises when dealing with work luncheons or potlucks involving less familiar faces. Unpleasant memories may surface, such as the cringe-worthy video of a woman using the same spoon to feed her dog and stir her dish before serving it to someone. Such instances highlight the potential challenges of potluck gatherings.
While potlucks offer the promise of enjoyable times, they also present the possibility of mishaps. The diversity of dishes introduces an element of unpredictability, with certain options consistently being avoided, ranging from overcooked lasagna to underdone meat. No one wants to be responsible for ruining a potluck.
Achieving success in a potluck requires careful coordination of various elements. Regardless of if it’s a last-minute event, organizational skills are key. Implementing a sign-up sheet or getting insight into attendees’ contributions ensures a structured approach, while still allowing for creativity. Categories such as appetizers, main dishes, side dishes, salads, desserts, and beverages can be added to inspire creativity and guarantee a well-rounded spread, avoiding the awkwardness of a lopsided menu.
Despite not being able to control every aspect, there are several ways to navigate potential potluck fails. To guide you through the potluck experience, we’ve compiled a list of potluck etiquette that aims to create a smooth and enjoyable gathering. Check a few below.
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