Santa’s Balls
Some Listeners Had Santa’s Balls In Their Christmas Family Photos
It’s Christmas time. People are headed out to get their family photos with Santa. It’s supposed to be a fun time, free of any balls. Well, for one listener, they got more than they bargained for when visiting Santa. Santa’s balls were in full display.
A listener e-mailed the show to share a photo with us from their family Santa visit. They took the kids to see Santa and have some pictures taken. Unfortunately for them, you can see the outline of Santa’s Balls through his suit. There is no missing them. And, they are big.
There a few options for the family. You can go see a different Santa and get new pictures. But, as Lisa points out, that would take away the “realness” of Santa Claus because the kids might think there is only one, right? Or, you can keep the picture and just remember it as a funny time. A joke to be had for years and years. Lastly, you could use Photoshop or something like that to remove his balls from the photo. A blur, some text, or superimpose some of the red suit from his leg over the bulge.
This can’t be the first time that a Santa had his junk accidentally on his display. We don’t think that his guy knew his balls were showing. We do suggest maybe getting a longer coat to play the part. Or, getting himself some compression shorts, to lift those hangers up.
Do you have any funny, family portrait stories to share? We’d love to hear them. Whether they be Holiday related or from some other time, e-mail us. email@daveandchuckthefreak.com.
Since it’s the season, take a look at some of the more Christmas themed Peep Shows we’ve made.
Buffalo Bill’s Christmas Classic
