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Florida Man Reportedly Stabs His Brother For ‘Talking Over The Food’

Author Dave & Chuck the Freak and Cort Freeman
Mugshot Of The Day Alexander Rodriguez (Miami-Dade Corrections & Rehabilitation)

A Florida man reportedly stabbed his brother because he was “talking over the food.” I guess that’s something you shouldn’t do?

People get stabbed for all sorts of crazy reasons, we’ve come to learn. However, this is probably the first time we’ve heard about someone getting stabbed for “talking over the food” while cooking. I guess maybe he didn’t want any spit to get in the food? Maybe he wanted his brother to be solely focused on the meal he’s cooking so it doesn’t burn? It doesn’t make a lot of sense!

Did A Florida Man Stab HIs Brother For ‘Talking Over The Food?’

The incident happened in Miami, Florida. It ended in one man being arrested for allegedly stabbing his brother in the neck because he was talking over the food he was preparing. Make sense? I don’t understand it either but that can happen sometimes. Not every crime will make sense, and not every crime has a motive.

According to WFLA, 20-year-old Alexander Rodriguez stabbed his brother with a kitchen knife at their Miami home after the 2 got into an argument. Reports say the brother took off into a bedroom but Rodriguez followed behind slicing his arm and his face, per WFLA! Thankfully, police and fire rescue crews arrived at the home and were able to take the brother to a nearby hospital. It sounds like when they arrived he was using some clothes to help the wounds. WFLA reports that Rodriguez fled from the home but was found hiding in a nearby tree after police set up a perimeter to locate him. He was then taken into custody.

WFLA reports that Rodriquez told detectives that he got irritated when he brother was talking over the food adding that he thought his brother was going for the knife because of his attitude. Rodriguez was booked into jail on charges of attempted felony murder and aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. You can see his mugshot provided by Miami-Dad Corrections & Rehabilitation below.

Alexander Rodriguez mugshot.
Miami-Dad Corrections & Rehabilitation
Alexander Rodriguez mugshot. (via Miami-Dad Corrections & Rehabilitation)

As you can see in his mugshot, he also suffered an injury during the alleged attack. Seems like it was to his ear and it’s wrapped in bandages in his mugshot photo. Don’t try to attack your brother with a knife while he’s trying to cook! Sounds like he was going to be eating the meal too! Not a great time to attack!

Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.

5 Hilarious Florida Man Stories Heard On Dave & Chuck The Freak

Honestly, there’s nothing like a good Florida Man story. They’re exciting, they’re wild, they’re far from ordinary. You never know what to expect when you hear a story about a Florida Man. These types of stories have taken over the internet, and rightfully so. Here are 5 hilarious Florida Man stories you’ve heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!

Some of these individuals committed crazy crimes, while others just accomplished something impressive! They’re not all criminals. However, the best stories typically are.

5 Hilarious Florida Man Stories Heard On Dave & Chuck The Freak

Dave & Chuck The Freak love talking about all sorts of crazy individuals who have done equally crazy things. That’s why you’ll hear segments like “The Times Of India,” “What’s With The Asians?,” and stories about “Those Crazy Canadians.” Truly, you never know what you might hear. People are strange, man.

When it comes to strange people, there seems to be no place like Florida. Maybe it’s the warm weather? Perhaps there’s something in the water. Whatever it is, Florida seems to get a lot of attention for some of its citizens behavior. You just don’t get these kind of stories out of Vermont or Minnesota.

On the show, Dave & Chuck The Freak have shared some absolutely wild stories and crimes that have been committed by a Florida Man. Whenever you hear  a story start with “a Florida man…” you know you’re in for a good story. Now, we’re celebrating the Florida Man with a collection of the best stories that you’ve heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak.

Of course, on the show we’ve talked about many more than just five Florida Men. So, narrowing it down was difficult. It wasn’t an easy feat. However, it’s been done. We did it! Here are 5 of the craziest most hilarious Florida Man stories you’ve heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!

  • Florida Man Plays Guitar While Having Brain Surgery

    https://twitter.com/DaveandChuck/status/1748304820228829606

    Hey, not every Florida Man story is about a criminal! This is actually a touching story. It also features some rocking metal, so double the points. Watch as this guy plays his guitar during brain surgery! I didn’t know that was possible.

    Read more about this story here!

  • Florida Man Throws Beer Can And Fires Gun After Being Upset By Speeding Drivers

    https://twitter.com/DaveandChuck/status/1747600957439975756

    Ah, here we go. This is the content you came for. When things don’t go your way, this is not how you should act. When things didn’t go his way, this Florida Man chose violence. He threw beer cans at speeding cars and even brought out a gun?

    Read more about this story here!

  • Florida Man Robs House After Homeowner Invites Him In For A Beer

    https://twitter.com/DaveandChuck/status/1737449065468579974

    If someone invites you inside for a beer, you should probably be nice to them! Well, that’s not what happened this time. I’m sure this homeowner has learned his lesson and won’t be inviting any strangers inside for any beverages any time soon. Seriously, why would you do this? It makes no sense to me.

    Read more about this story here!

  • Florida Man Arrested For 'Molesting' Manatee Mannequin

    https://twitter.com/DaveandChuck/status/1734554992944549916

    Alliteration aside, that’s an awful headline. Yikes. How does…why would…so many questions on this story. But, do I want the answers? Yes. Yes, I do.

    Read more about this story here!

  • Florida Man Tries To Steal Waffle House Tattoo

    https://twitter.com/DaveandChuck/status/1732383174829752428

    Waffle Houses are famous for their delicious food at any hour of the day. However, they’re actually probably more famous for all the fights and drama that seem to happen at a Waffle House location every day. Seriously, it seems like every day there’s a new viral video of a wild fight at a Waffle House. Well, that’s actually not how this story goes. This Florida Man just loves him some Waffle House.

    Read more about the story here!

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