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Cape Coral Hemp Shop Robber Hit it, But Didn’t Quit it

Author Budman

It’s rough out here for a Cape Coral hemp shop owner. Florida resident, Todd Cyncki, who runs Superior Hemp Dispensary over in the Cape, has been dealing with a headache that no magic gummy can touch… two break-ins in one week. Man, to show up to your spot twice in a week to find shattered glass, empty shelves, and a mess left behind. It’s a real buzz kill man. That’s Cyncki’s life right now.

According to NBC2, it all started last Monday night when someone busted in through the back door, helped themselves to a stash of cash and some of their products, and walked out without so much as a goodbye. Just when Cyncki thought the storm had passed, Saturday night brought round two. Same suspect, but this time they decided to swipe the phone with all the security footage from the Cape Coral hemp shop, making it even tougher to piece together what went down. If that’s not harsh man, I don’t know what is.

Mary Jane Cannabis And Hemp Trade Fair. Meanwhile, A Cape Coral hemp shop faced two break-ins in one week, leaving the owner frustrated, sleepless, and investing heavily in security upgrades.
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Cape Coral Hemp Shop Locked Down:

No arrests, no leads, and the Cape Coral hemp shop team is left picking up the pieces… literally and figuratively dude. The staff’s nerves are shot, their wallets are lighter, and sleep? Forget about it. They’re on edge waiting for that knock at 3 a.m. telling them it’s happened again. Being paranoid sucks bro.

Now they’re gearing up like Fort Knox! Bars on the windows, roll-down covers for the doors, upgraded security systems, safes… You name it! The Cape Coral hemp shop is ready to drop serious cash on lockdown mode, betting it’s worth every penny if it means not having to get bummed out for a third time.

No word on suspects or any progress from the police so far. Meanwhile, Cyncki and his crew are hoping the security upgrades can finally give them some peace of mind. Or at least a break from having to pull out the broom every week. No one wants to do that when you’re feeling the vibe man.. Just Chill…

Meet Budman, dynamic host of Marconi Award winning radio station WXKB's WiLD Bunch Morning Show, on B1039. Budman likes to write about funny news, a good Florida man story, stupid criminals or anything involving a superhero. Budman, a comic book and pop culture enthusiast, even named his daughter Kara Zor-El, after Supergirl. His only child is his true passion beyond the mic. Being a dad is his favorite role. Budman, a true family man, balances his love for radio with quality time spent with loved ones and his trusty dogs.

Florida Man Criminal Found Hiding In A North Fort Myers Attic With His Face Against The Air Duct To Breathe

Over the weekend the Lee County Sheriff’s Office responded to a burglary in progress at a home on 4th Way in North Fort Myers. When the cops entered the house they could hear the Florida Man criminal walking in the attic. Also, they found a 5 gallon bucket on the floor under the attic access and insulation on the floor. This Florida man needs to work on his ninja stealth abilities. But he was resourceful in other ways.

The deputies yelled for him to come down out of the attic, but Florida Man did not respond. The cops put a non lethal gas canister into the attic to smoke him out. He buried himself in the insulation with his face against the air duct system to breathe fresh air. No go on the smoke.

So they had to go up there and get him. Keep in mind how hot it gets in a Florida attic. That’s when Florida Man Bruce Davis surrendered. Dude’s covered in itchy insulation and the cops are like “we should take his picture first”. I get it, this pic could make some solid memes.

What was he doing in the house? According to LCSO “A search of the home also revealed a broken window, appliances in use, and tools scattered throughout the residence. ” Appliances in use? Was he making a smoothie? Doing laundry?  This Florida Man criminal was charged with burglary and resisting an officer.

 

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