Florida Woman’s Walmart Feast: Counterfeit Bills, Unpaid Loot, and a Dash of Stupid
We’ve all heard the saying “money hungry,” but one Florida woman at a North Miami Beach Walmart took that a little too literally… Eating Counterfeit Bills! Meet Zipporah Abraham. She recently made headlines for her attempt at a grand theft escapade…
According to Fox News, armed with counterfeit bills, Abraham decided to turn Walmart into her personal shopping spree haven. The drama unfolded as a vigilant Walmart loss prevention officer sniffed out the scent of funny money. Abraham, captured on the store’s surveillance cameras, was on a mission. She was strategically placing pilfered items into a storage bin. Just waiting for her moment to waltz past the cash registers like a modern-day Robin Hood, only without the nobility.
With nearly $865 worth of unpaid loot stashed away, Abraham’s heist was abruptly halted by the loss prevention officer. Showdown in aisle seven! Abraham, however, wasn’t one to go down without a…Chew. When confronted, she decided to take a bite out of crime, or more accurately, out of $200 worth of counterfeit bills she had cunningly stashed in her mouth.
Hungry or not, Abraham, the not-so-mastermind behind this counterfeit caper, was promptly taken into custody.
She was soon transported to the Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center. This isn’t Abraham’s first rodeo at Walmart. Apparently, she’s got a rap sheet with the retail giant. She’s practically a Walmart celebrity.
Lesson learned: Never eat money, even if it’s counterfeit. It’s not just bad for your wallet… It’s probably bad for your digestion too. Talk about a tasteless crime!