Florida Man Bites Off Head Of Girlfriend’s Pet Python.

Sweet home Florida, where alligators roam the streets and python sightings are a dime a dozen, one man has taken his love for reptiles to a whole new level… by biting the head off a pet python!

Meet Kevin Justin Mayorga, the 22-year-old man who has been arrested for chomping down on a python during a domestic dispute. According to NBC Miami, police were called to an apartment in Cutler Bay after reports of a screaming man and woman. Upon arrival, the officers encountered a python with its head bitten off, and Mayorga blocking the door.

In a fit of rage, Mayorga reportedly held the woman against her will and refused to come out with his hands up, leading the police to deploy a Taser. But our man Mayorga was having none of it and struck an officer with a handcuff. It took a bit of time, but eventually, the police managed to detain Mayorga and bring him to justice.

The woman told the police that Mayorga had bitten the python’s head off during their argument. The relationship between Mayorga and the woman remains a mystery. One thing’s for sure: they both had a pretty hiss-terical morning.

Mayorga is now facing charges of animal cruelty with intent to kill, false imprisonment, and resisting arrest. He’s being held on a $15,000 bond. This guy will likely have a lot of time to think about his actions while he’s behind bars.

In conclusion, folks, always remember: if you’re having a bad day, just take a deep breath and count to ten. Don’t bite the head off a pet python. You’ll end up with charges of animal cruelty, false imprisonment, and resisting arrest. It’s not worth it!

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