A trust no one, help no one story leads to Dave and Chuck reliving a charity event they worked early in their careers. Chuck left early to sit in the truck while Dave handled things inside.

A guy in Florida had chicken thrown at him in a fast food restaurant after he filmed a worker not wearing gloves and the show imagines Chicken BDSM being someone's fetish.

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a Florida man who injured himself when he lit a firecracker that he found on the street and listen to the 911 call made by his friend.

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who has had male suitors show up at his door, after an angry ex posted fake profiles on a gay dating app, claiming he was into dirty sexual acts.

Dave issued a 'D' guarantee on one of his knowledge bombs today and when James guesses the right answer, he celebrates in epic fashion.

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy in Canada who was pulled over for speeding and told police it was all because of a song he heard on the radio.

Dave & Chuck the Freak read an e-mail from a listener who showed his donger to a female co-worker and is wondering whether or not he has now cheated on his wife.    

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a new device that is designed to keep your balls cool and imagine what it would be like to use it themselves.

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about seasonal spikes in STD rates and during a conversation about genital warts, Chuck holds a press conference to explain a wart he had on his foot once.

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a teacher who had to reveal to her deaf student that other people could hear his farts and do their best to put themselves in that situation of realizing that farts make noise.