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Florida Woman Arrested After Lesbian Threesome In Public

Author Dave & Chuck the Freak and Cort Freeman
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A Florida woman was arrested after having a lesbian threesome in public. It all happened in a pool–in front of children!

Even if your motto is “when it’s right, it’s right” you have to consider your surroundings. Choosing to engage in a threesome out in public in front of kids is not the right time to get down and busy. It’s probably best you get a room. Now, one of the women involved is in a bit of trouble.

Why Was A Woman Arrested After A Lesbian Threesome In A Pool?

The incident happened at an unidentified housing complex in St. Lucie, Florida. The suspect’s name is Julianna and it appears that she needs to find some better friends (or lovers) because the other 2 bailed once there was problems. It sounds like Julianna’s boyfriend was quite stunned by the unexpected events that unfolded at the complex where he lives with her.

According to Daily Mail, Julianna and her 2 friends were allegedly seen naked in the pool having a lesbian threesome and engaging in oral sex with each other when somebody called the cops and reported what was going on. When officers arrived at the scene, Julianna was the only one to be found and was arrested. Meanwhile, her boyfriend was reportedly left speechless by the actions as he lives with her at the complex, per Daily Mail. No word where he was when this all played out but it would, indeed, be shocking to discover.

Daily Mail reports that when police arrived Julianna wasn’t listening to their commands and she was placed in handcuffs. Eventually, it sounds like her boyfriend came out and told officers it was his girlfriend in the patrol car. When police explained the situation to him, it sounds like he understood why she was in trouble. Later, Julianna’s mom arrived wearing a black KISS t-shirt and reportedly told Julianna’s boyfriend, “Call you daddy, she needs an attorney,” per Daily Mail. Her mom then gave her a kiss on the cheek before she was taken away and reminded her to be respectful. It might be a little too late for that! It sounds like she was already rude to the officers and what she did in the public pool was probably not the most respectful thing either. Especially as Daily Mail reports that there were kids around!

Check out a video shared about the public lesbian threesome by Police Watch on YouTube below. It sounds like even the officers weren’t expecting any of this!

Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.

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Some of these individuals committed crazy crimes, while others just accomplished something impressive! They’re not all criminals. However, the best stories typically are.

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When it comes to strange people, there seems to be no place like Florida. Maybe it’s the warm weather? Perhaps there’s something in the water. Whatever it is, Florida seems to get a lot of attention for some of its citizens behavior. You just don’t get these kind of stories out of Vermont or Minnesota.

On the show, Dave & Chuck The Freak have shared some absolutely wild stories and crimes that have been committed by a Florida Man. Whenever you hear  a story start with “a Florida man…” you know you’re in for a good story. Now, we’re celebrating the Florida Man with a collection of the best stories that you’ve heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak.

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