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Naked Florida Man Arrested After Gruesome Machete Attack

Author Budman

A naked Florida man went on an insane attack in Miami Gardens early Monday morning, leaving people nearby shook. Police rolled up to the scene around 4 a.m. during a routine patrol. According to WPLG, they spotted two lonely sandals in the street and a dude pacing on the sidewalk and they thought to themselves that something wasn’t right.

Turns out, they were on to something. A witness saw Tyrone Arthur Rhyant, 54, from Opa-locka, sprinting completely butt-naked down Northwest 37th Avenue. Another driver backed up the story, confirming the sighting of the naked Florida man on the run.

Naked Florida Man Rampage:

Police soon got a call about a horrific scene where a guy was bleeding out on the street. They found the poor dude with not only his head bashed in, but his hand was completely chopped off! Then, nearby, they discovered a blood-soaked machete, the maniac’s weapon of choice.

Wrestlers of Xingu. A naked Florida man was arrested after severing another man's hand with a machete during an early morning attack.
(Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)

Paramedics from Miami-Dade Fire Rescue showed up, patched up the victim, and rushed him to the Hospital. Meanwhile, the police found a guy snoozing on a nearby couch who fit the victim’s description of the attacker.

The suspect, Rhyant, didn’t play coy. He straight up asked the officer, “Is he dead? I tried to kill him.” They brought a witness to ID him, and sure enough, they pegged Rhyant as the naked Florida man who aledgedly tried to kill a guy with a machete.

Now, Rhyant’s wife, living nearby, has a restraining order against him, and it’s been active since December 24, 2023. And this order doesn’t expire. So this dude wasn’t even supposed to be anywhere near her.

Now, what set him off? Who knows? The motive’s still a mystery. But as of Tuesday, Rhyant’s locked up without bond. It’s a crazy story, and thankfully the police were on it, or who knows how much worse it could’ve been.

Meet Budman, dynamic host of Marconi Award winning radio station WXKB's WiLD Bunch Morning Show, on B1039. Budman likes to write about funny news, a good Florida man story, stupid criminals or anything involving a superhero. Budman, a comic book and pop culture enthusiast, even named his daughter Kara Zor-El, after Supergirl. His only child is his true passion beyond the mic. Being a dad is his favorite role. Budman, a true family man, balances his love for radio with quality time spent with loved ones and his trusty dogs.

This Florida City Is Number One In America For Naked Gardening

This Florida City Is Number One In America For Naked Gardening

As the weather gets warmer, some gardeners are shedding their clothes along with their inhibitions. Have you heard about the latest craze? Gardening in the nude. And Miami tops the list of the best cities for nude gardening in America. This may be your first time hearing about this, but I bet you’ll start looking a little more closely. Participants could be your very own neighbors. It’s a trend that’s sweeping the nation.

World Naked Gardening Day is THIS Saturday, May 6th. You may be thinking..is this really a thing? According to its official website, the day is all about promoting “body-positive values and respect for oneself, for others and for the planet.” In other words, it’s a chance to strip away the social norms and cultural expectations that dictate how we should look and behave, and just be ourselves in all our natural glory. And what better way to do that than by getting a little dirt on your bits and pieces?

If you’ve ever wondered where the best naked gardening cities in the country are, LawnStarter got down and dirty and has the list. To compile the data they looked at metrics like nudist population size, indecent exposure laws, weather and access to waxing salons just to name a few.

This Saturday, Florida, it’s your chance give naked gardening a try. Just be sure to wear sunscreen and watch out for those thorny bushes.

Top 5 Cities in the U.S. for Naked Gardening:

  • 5. Los Angeles, CA

    LA has a score of 66.59 with the weather and nude gardener-friendliness ranking high.

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  • 4. Philadelphia, PA

    Philly scores a 70.09. In January, it might not be ideal for gardening, but the weather forecast in May was high ranking for naked gardening.

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  • 3. Atlanta, GA

    Atlanta gets a score of 71.91 with safety and a great weather forecast contributing to their 3rd place ranking.

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  • 2. Austin, TX

    Austin has a score of 75.72 with the weather ranking high..like the other cities, I imagine it has to be mild, if not warm, to garden comfortably in the buff.

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  • 1. Miami, FL

    Miami takes the top spot with a score of 78.94. Year-round warmth and safety put this Florida city on top. Just don’t forget the sunscreen!

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