Florida Man Brings Home Two Women, They Steal His Stuff
All in all, it’s not a bad scenario. You pick up two women at the Hard Rock, take them back to the house and things only get better from there. Except when they steal your stuff.
Deputies in Broward County say a Florida man’s stellar evening turned into a craptastic c-block. Investigators say a man from Pompano Beach spent an evening entertaining two women who he had met in the casino. Once the festivites ended, the man noticed that some of his valuables had left with the women. Luckily, the Broward County Sheriff’s Department had video surveillance of the threesome. Here’s the video, full of cleavage and tiger print. At one point, both women can be seen rummaging through the victim’s room before they left. One of the suspects in the video appears to experience a wardrobe malfunction as she ran across the parking lot of the Hardrock Casino. For the record, the tiems they took were not insignificant. They stole a gun, sneakers and some watches.
The theft teaches us all a very important lesson. If the situation seems to good to be true, you are about to get punked by two sketchy women in high heels and hair extensions. Be careful out there! Source: Local10.com
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Are Your Favorite Female Rockers In The Hall?
A Salute to the Women Performers in the Rock Hall
Today (March 8) is International Women’s Day. How should we celebrate? By honoring the influential women that have been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
…Oh, and to serve up the reminder that women accounting for just over eight percent of Rock Hall inductees is simply inexcusable. (For a further breakdown of this, check out Evelyn McDonnell’s exceptional piece “The Manhandling of Rock ‘N’ Roll History.”)
John Sykes, the Rock Hall’s new chairman after Rolling Stone/Rock Hall founder Jann Wenner stepped down as of January 1, 2020, said in countless interviews how the Rock Hall needs to evolve and diversify. It seems as though he’s keeping his word. More women are being nominated and more women are being inducted. Tina Turner, Carole King and The Go-Go’s were inducted as part of the 2021 class. Meanwhile, Annie Lennox, Dolly Parton, Pat Benatar and Carly Simon are members of the 2022 induction class. Hopefully, fans will see even more women make the cut in future classes.
Until then, scroll through the gallery. It features the remarkable women who have defied the odds to be recognized by the Rock Hall.
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny.
That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards.
After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind.
He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex.
He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!
