Florida Man Wants To Erect 6 Ft. Penis Statue In Park
First things first, if I had one, I’d want to display it, too. However, Florida man is having problems getting his 6-foot penis statue to be erected in a public park in Florida. While the man claims the statue is part of a religious display, various cities he’s contacted have flatly denied his wishes.
The man is Boca Raton resident Chaz Stevens, and he has been contacting several different towns across Florida in an attempt to get his impressive phallic symbol up in a public place. While his goal is to expose the masses to his sculpture in Fort Lauderdale, he is open to placing the peen wherever it will be accepted. The monstrous meat mass weighs about 300 pounds and is about 6 feet tall.
Stevens has been sending d-pics far and wide to try and get permission for the 300-pound custom-made piece, but only one city has given him a firm “maybe”…Fort Lauderdale. Several other cities have not yet responded. Stevens, who is an atheist, claims that the tremendous tube steak and potatoes is a religious display and should be allowed because a Christmas tree was displayed in the park over the holidays. The man says his monument was inspired by a Japanese sculptor who recently built a similar piece that “celebrated love, fertility and male genitalia”. Meanwhile, another activist says he hopes the request is denied. Robert Walsh says the statue is “vulgar” and “not art”. Walsh went on to accuse Stevens of being a narcissist and said he just wants attention.
Once the dust clears, we will all find out once and for all if the monument is allowed to thrust proudly toward the Florida sky. It may be coming to a park near you soon. Source: Indy100.com
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