05-29-2019 – Weird Weiner News
Tonight’s Weird Weiner News doesn’t involve one person, but a group of people.
Incels are involuntary celibates who gather online to discuss ways they can change their physical appearance, both cosmetically and naturally, so they can lose their virginities.
Well, the latest trend that these nerds are talking about is a thing called “jelqing,” which is a stretching of the penis. According to these nerds, you can theoretically create a small tear in the penile tissue, which forces the growth of new cells and thus a small increase in penis size.
But does “jelqing” actually work? We spoke with urologist Dr. Matt Sturbator from Major Lee Gae Hospital in Tallahassee. Find out if “jelqing” actually works: Dr. Matt Sturbator.