05-29-2019 – Douche of the Day
For tonight’s Douche of the Day, we travel to Indian River County, where I’ll introduce to you 36-year-old Trovon Patterson.
Trovon and his roommate, 58-year-old Diana Griffin, got into a fight last week after Trovon went to the bathroom but didn’t flush.
Diana demanded Trovon flush the toilet, so he spit on her. Diana then called police, which upset Trovon even more, so he began shout profanities at her. Diana picked up the plunger to protect herself, and started swinging it at Trovon.
Trovon fled the scene as police arrived. Police found spit covering Diana’s hair, shoulder and stomach.
Officers arrested Trovon a few blocks away, where he admitted to spitting on Diana, but only after she attacked him with a cooking pot.
He showed deputies a bruise on his forehead that he claimed was caused by the cooking pot, but Diana said Trovon bruised his own forehead by running into a wall as she chased him with the plunger.
Trovon faces a battery charge and must appear in court on June 18.
