05-22-2019 – Weird Weiner News
For tonight’s Weird Weiner News we travel across the pond to the United Kingdom, where I’ll introduce to you 33-year-old Thomas Crux.
Thomas Crux was arrested in May of 2018 after assaulting his girlfriend and then masturbating in front of a stranger!
A fight between his girlfriend tried to strangled his girlfriend after an argument in their home.
He pinned her to the floor, got on top of her, and was choking her unconscious, when three people, who heard the woman screaming, got into the home by ripping the window from its frame and stopped the attack.
Crux left the home, saw a woman walking alone on the street and started masturbating.
According to the judge presiding over the case, as Crux walked the streets he encountered a woman who “was walking alone when she heard heavy breathing, it was just you and her in the street and you had your penis in your hand. She crossed the road and you followed, continuing to masturbate. She got you to walk past her and she saw a police car, you were pulled over because they were out looking for you.”
The prosecutor told the court that Crux had a “background of domestic violence and targeting females.” He was convicted for “punching a stranger” in a pub in 2004 and “exposing his penis to three nine-year-old girls” in 2009.
Crux was sentenced to six years in prison for “grievous bodily harm with intent,” and given a four-year extended license period for threatening to kill and exposure.
