Wisconsin Gym Teacher Accused Of Drunk Driving Maxes Out Breathalyzer

A Wisconsin gym teacher who was accused of drunk driving reportedly maxed out the breathalyzer! That means he blew a .40 and is lucky to be alive.

The gym teacher, from Waukesha, Wisconsin, is accused of driving drunk and causing a crash from a vehicle he fled from. He reportedly blew 5-times over the legal limit and is incredibly lucky to still be alive after being that intoxicated. That Wisconsin gym teacher has been identified as 52-year-old Randall Villarreal. He has been charged with operating a motor vehicle while under the influence with a child in the car and operating while intoxicated, causing injury, per FOX 6 Now.

FOX 6 Now reports that police were called to E. Main Street in Waukesha around 7:30am to investigate a hit-and-run crash. Law enforcement says Villarreal rear-ended another car before taking off. It's been alleged that Villarreal told the other driver he needed to leave because he was a teacher and needed to get to school on time. The victim of the crash was able to get a picture of his plate and when police arrived at Saratoga Middle School, where he worked, they found his Jeep smashed in the parking lot.

FOX 6 Now says Villarreal admitted to driving his kid to school earlier that morning and did admit to crashing soon after that. He was given 4 different field sobriety tests and failed all of them. When the school's principal had police search Villarreal's office they found alcohol. Court Commissioner David Herring tells FOX 6 Now, "People don't get to 0.40 overnight--most people are incapacitated and don't make it. Technically speaking sir, you could be dead at a 0.40. The meter said he was above a 0.4--which is when it maxes out."

He's expected back in court on February 4th. FOX 6 News has reached out to the school district but they were told it's an ongoing personnel matter. You can see a photo of Villarreal in court provided by FOX 6 Now below.

I can't imagine being able to blow a 0.40 at 7:30am. That means you had to have been drinking, like, all night long. You can't just instantly get there after a morning drink. He's clearly going through something and hopefully this was the straw that broke the camel's back and he's now going to get clean and learn from this. Being willing to drive your kid to school when you're that drunk and not seeing a problem with it is a major concern.

While committing crimes may seem black and white (you either broke the law or you didn't), there are certainly some crimes that are dumber than others. Sometimes it's the crime itself that's wild, other times, it's the people committing said crimes. These are 5 of the craziest, cringeworthy crimes ever committed.

Crimes can happen anywhere, anytime, to anyone. However, it takes a very unique individual, a case study if you will, to commit some of these outrageously dumb crimes. Years ago, these criminals would have been featured on Spike TV or one of those America's Dumbest Criminal shows. Today, I'm not sure if those shows are around...and I'm certain Spike TV isn't around anymore. That's a story for another time.

Crimes can happen for a number of reasons. They may happen out of necessity. They could also happen on accident. These crimes, however, do not fall into those categories. These crimes are different. None of these would accidentally happen. They also aren't a matter of life or death. There's no ethics quiz here, or any matters of 'would you steal bread to support your family?' These crimes, and criminals, aren't straight up cringeworthy.

While all of these crimes are crazy and certainly cringeworthy, they also make for excellent conversation pieces. That's why I've gone and found five examples of the wildest stories that Dave and Chuck the Freak have talked about and made a list highlighting the best of the best. Let's be honest...what's better than reading a story about one of the craziest crimes ever committed? Or, watching Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about some of the dumbest crimes ever committed? Personally, I'm going with the funny storytellers.

They add their own two cents and perspectives on these stories that nobody else could provide. Not even those talking heads on the dumbest criminal shows. Am I the only one who remembers those? I feel like they were a staple on TruTV or VH1, but now all I can find on TruTV is Impractical Jokers, which is awesome but...you get it. Let's not delay! Here's the list!

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Wisconsin who was arrested after lighting his own car on fire and being found naked, covered in liquid soap near a lakae. He is supposedly a licensed psychotherapist, works with 'magic mushrooms' and is "pretty much an expert in magic."

Dave & Chuck the Freak hear about a new Amazon vendor scam involving glue guns and head-lamps, or a potential windfall if you're James.

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Dearborn, Michigan who exposed himself to someone at a Burlington Coat Factory. They are very confused when they learn about their hours and huge social media following. Then, they try to figure out what they even sell there.

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Las Vegas, Nevada who stripped nude and danced on the gaming tables before he was restrained and arrested. Vegas, baby...

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Illinois who accidentally shot himself in the leg whilst dreaming of burglars breaking into his house. Living the proverbial dream isn't always what it seems...

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