Did A Florida Woman Poop Herself At Family Dollar As A Distraction?
Did a Florida woman poop herself at Family Dollar as a distraction so her partner could rob them? That’s what it sounds like! Police in Florida are now looking for…
Did A Florida Woman Poop Herself At Family Dollar As A Distraction? (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)
Justin Sullivan/Getty ImagesDid a Florida woman poop herself at Family Dollar as a distraction so her partner could rob them? That's what it sounds like!
Police in Florida are now looking for the woman who pooped herself at a Family Dollar in an effort to distract employees while a man stole around $500 in cleaning supplies. The pair remains on the loose but thankfully there was footage of them recorded on the store's surveillance cameras. However, that has not led to them being caught by police yet. You can see a video shared by Polk Sheriff on YouTube below.
Woman Pooped Herself At Family Dollar As A Distraction
The video appears to show the 2 suspects leaving the Family Dollar store and the male suspect is shown with a cart full of cleaning supplies. He certainly did not look like he was in any sort of hurry to get out of there. Later in the video, the female suspect is shown and it looks like she's making a face you'd make while trying to take a poop. It's strange.
The incident happened at a Family Dollar in Mulberry, Florida. Now, Polk County deputies are reportedly referring to the suspects as "Mr. Clean" (because of all the cleaning supplies he took, he did not resemble the well-known Mr. Clean) and "Ms. Dookie (because of the, uh, well, pooping herself, obviously). FOX 13 News reports that the man walked out of the store with nearly $500 worth of cleaning supplies such as Gain, Tide, and Clorox products. Coincidentally, the store could have really used some of those cleaning supplies as the woman reportedly took a poop right on the floor at the Family Dollar.
FOX 13 says an employee ended up having to clean up the mess she made. That's horrible! That should be part of her punishment is cleaning it up. I can't imagine having to do that on the job. I'd show up at the court case or sentencing asking for a harsher punishment because of what she put me through. Horrible! Disgusting! Ugh.
The Polk County Sheriff's Office tells FOX 13 that the couple left the store in a white van. The Polk County Sheriff's Office took to social media to say, "If you recognize 'Mr. Clean' or 'Ms. Dookie', or you have information regarding this investigation, please contact Detective Hannon at 863-499-2400 or RHannon@polksheriff.org." Hopefully they find them before they think they found a good tactic to get away with stealing and do it again at a different store. Another employee should not be forced to clean up after her again. Once is already one-time too many.
You can see a photo released by the Polk County Sheriff's Office of the 2 suspects below.
Polk County Sheriff's OfficeSuspects from the Family Dollar robbery. (via Polk County Sheriff's Office)
Dave & Chuck The Freak’s Top 5 ‘Mugshots Of The Day’ For 2023
Mugshots can be entertaining for a number of reasons. It could be the story behind the arrest. Or, more likely, it could be how the person looks in the photo. Here are Dave & Chuck The Freak's Top 5 Mugshots Of The Day for 2023!
That's right! We crunched the numbers and got hard data. Once said data was crunched and examined we were left with Dave & Chuck The Freak's 5 most popular Mugshots Of The Day from the past year!
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As usual, doing a list of the 5 best is very difficult. I mean, Dave & Chuck The Freak talk about hilarious mugshots almost every other day on the show. That's a lot of criminals and a lot of mugshots!
However, some mugshots are simply better than others. Some of these mugshots require a bit of context, others don't need any context at all in order to be deemed entertaining. You'll find examples of both below.
As we said, putting a list together like this is tough. So many great mugshots end up on the cutting room floor. Picking the top 5 is certainly no easy feat when there are so many good ones to choose from. Instead of going around the room and picking our favorites or asking you on Facebook which ones you liked the most in 2023, we made everything much easier. We'll simply look at the numbers.
That means the results are all from hard data. There are no opinions here. These are the 5 most popular mugshots of the day from Dave & Chuck The Freak in 2023 by the numbers. Thus, in a way, you created this list. If you have a problem with the results, you have only yourself to blame!
Here are Dave & Chuck The Freak's Top 5 Mugshots Of The Day in 2023 according to you and your activity at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com!
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