Grubuzz: Your vibrator can now tell you when your food delivery is coming
CamSoda announced today the launch of “Grubuzz,” a new technology that harnesses the power of Internet-connected sex toys – aka teledildonics – and sends vibrations to people as their takeout food. The frequency of vibrations increase through the food delivery process. So, for example, the vibration frequency starts slowly when someone’s order is received by the restaurant and progressively increases when the driver leaves the restaurant with the order, drives closer to their residence, arrives at their door, etc.
“People have been stuck at home for over a year now. They have grown accustomed to ordering takeout food from their favorite restaurants regularly. Quarantine cravings are real and so too is the COVID-19 delivery food boom,” said Daryn Parker, Vice President of CamSoda. “In addition to the rise in food delivery, there has been a spike in teledildonic usage.
Here’s how Grubuzz works:
Users will obtain a curated email address from CamSoda, which they will then plug into their favorite delivery apps, including GrubHub, Uber Eats, Caviar, DoorDash and Postmates, among others. When an email is sent from their delivery app updating them on the status of their order, it will be sent to the CamSoda-generated email, which will simultaneously set off a vibration to their teledildonic device. The frequency of vibrations increase through the food delivery process. So, for example, the vibration frequency starts slowly when someone’s order is received by the restaurant and progressively increases when the driver leaves the restaurant with the order, drives closer to their residence, arrives at their door, etc.
In addition, ahead of restaurants opening at full capacity, CamSoda plans to integrate this technology into the hosting stations of popular restaurant chains across the country. The company would like to help eliminate the need for bulky and outdated handheld trackers that are hoarders of germs and bacteria, and replace them with teledildonic vibrations. Through this technology, diners wearing their teledildonic device out of the house can receive a vibration notifying them when their table is ready at their favorite restaurant instead of waiting for the tracker to buzz in their hand.
CamSoda is initially launching Grubuzz for females only. A male version will debut in the coming months.
