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Tall Leprechaun Goes On Crime Spree

This guy is NEVER going to live down this police description. Last week, the police in Kenmore, New York got some reports of someone breaking into parked cars and stealing…

386811 05: Jonathan Martin from Chicago, dressed as a leprechaun, poses for a photograph March 17, 2001 as he walks in Chicago’s St. Patrick’s Day Parade. (Photo by Tim Boyle/Newsmakers)

This guy is NEVER going to live down this police description.

Last week, the police in Kenmore, New York got some reports of someone breaking into parked cars and stealing stuff from inside. And the man was described as a . . . TALL LEPRECHAUN.

He had orange hair, a green shirt, and plaid pants . . . so people naturally jumped to the conclusion he was a leprechaun. Even though he was right around six feet tall. And it's the middle of summer and not anywhere CLOSE to St. Patrick's Day.

Anyway, the cops wound up catching the 36-year-old "leprechaun." He's been charged with attempted petit larceny.

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