Canadian Man Gets Penis Stuck On Icy Sidewalk After Bar Fight

A Canadian man got his penis stuck on an icy sidewalk following a bar fight. It's now going viral and being called a "Canadian circumcision."

This is not how you want to end a bar fight. You would probably much rather leave with your head held high knowing that you were victorious in the brawl. Unfortunately, that's not always the case. Sometimes you get defeated in the fight. That's bad enough, but it can be worse. What if after you were beaten you were left on an icy sidewalk with your penis stuck to it? Yeah, that would be much much worse. However, that's what seems to have happened to one man in Alberta, Canada. The incident happened at the East Village Pub & Eatery in Fort McMurray, Alberta, Canada. Now, it's being talked about all over the world.

Seems like someone might have been a bit overserved. In pictures from the scene obtained by TMZ, you can see the shirtless man fighting back many security guards who are tying to keep him on the ground until the police arrived to the scene. In his attempt to wiggle out of their control to free himself, he ended up having his pants fall down resulting in his penis making contact with the cold ground. You know how if you lick a cold icy pole in the winter your tongue can get stuck to it? That move was made famous in movies like A Christmas Story and Dumb And Dumber. Well, imagine that happening but with your penis. It sounds like that's what this guy went through and I cannot imagine the pain and how bad that had to have felt.

Sounds like a witness says he was held down on the cold ground for around 20 minutes. That's a long time to have your privates out in the cold and specifically on a freezing cold sidewalk. You don't want that to happen to you. Thankfully, he was able to be removed from the ice without the use of hot water. That's often a trick to free yourself during situations like this but using it on your genitals cannot be a good idea so it's good they avoided doing that. It's believed that some skin was likely left behind in the process of removing him from the ice. Ouch. Can you imagine?

See pictures from TMZ here.

How's she goin' eh? Canadians hold a special place in our hearts. That's why you'll frequently hear about 'Those Crazy Canadians' on Dave & Chuck The Freak. However, not every famous Canadian has done something worthy of making the segment. In fact, many celebrities are indeed Canadian. Here are 7 'Eh-List' Celebrity Canadians that everyone knows.

Now, just because everyone knows these celebrity Canadians that have become household names doesn't mean they know these celebs are Canadian! Of course, some will be obvious than others.

Some of the biggest names in show business are Canadians. There are musicians, actors, comedians, and athletes alike that all hail from Canada. These Canadians are our buddies, they are our guys, and they are our friends. Sorry, South Park.

I decided to do a list of 7 'Eh-List' celebrity Canadians, but there are much more than 7 of them. Limiting the list to only 7 caused a few problems. That meant some big names were being left on the cutting room floor!

Here are some recognizable names of celebrities you might not have known were Canadian that didn't make the list of 7: Keanu Reeves, Celine Dion, Michael J. Fox, the late Matthew Perry, William Shatner, Will Arnett, Neil Young, and more!

When you look at the full list, it's actually very impressive! The funniest comedians in the game seem to be from Canada. There's Mike Myers, Dan Aykroyd, Phil Hartman, and more that we'll talk about in a minute. Then, the world of rock and roll is no different! You've got Chad Kroeger, Avril Lavigne (think they mind being so close to each other on this list?), and who could forget The Barenaked Ladies? Also, I know he's not rock but I feel like I have to mention Michael Buble because he's Canadian and I think we'd get along very well.

Regardless, here are 7 'Eh-List' celebrity Canadians!

Seth Rogen is one of my favorite people on the planet. He's hilarious and he seems like a good dude. In other words, the ultimate Canadian! He talks about growing up in Canada a lot. He has a lot of pride for his homeland.

Honestly, if I could pick one celebrity to hangout with, I'd pick Seth. I have no doubt we'd be good friends.

Justin Bieber might not have all the traits that Canadians are known for having, like being pleasant and generally nice, but he still is Canadian! The superstar was born in London, Canada. They might not want to claim him, but it remains true.

Jim Carrey is another funny person from Canada. He was born in Newmarket, Canada. One of the funniest people of all-time, in my opinion. You can always count on Jim for a laugh.

You probably were aware that Drake is Canadian. He talks about it a lot in his music...like a lot! He's also frequently spotted at Toronto Raptor games. Yeah, he's Canadian.

Ryan Gosling isn't just Ken--he's Canadian! It rhymed better in my head. Ryan proves Canadians aren't just kind or funny...they can be sexy, too!

Speaking of sexy Canadians, that brings us to Pamela Anderson! Yes, indeed, she is Canadian. She was born in Ladysmith, Canada. She was originally discovered at a BC Lions football game in Vancouver wearing a Labatt's Beer t-shirt. How Canadian is that??

Ryan Reynolds is many things: an actor, a soccer team owner, an entrepreneur, a father, a husband, and most importantly--a Canadian. He was born in Vancouver. His father was even a Royal Canadian Mounted Policeman! Very Canada.

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