Canadian Man Gets Penis Stuck On Icy Sidewalk After Bar Fight
A Canadian man got his penis stuck on an icy sidewalk following a bar fight. It’s now going viral and being called a “Canadian circumcision.”
This is not how you want to end a bar fight. You would probably much rather leave with your head held high knowing that you were victorious in the brawl. Unfortunately, that’s not always the case. Sometimes you get defeated in the fight. That’s bad enough, but it can be worse. What if after you were beaten you were left on an icy sidewalk with your penis stuck to it? Yeah, that would be much much worse. However, that’s what seems to have happened to one man in Alberta, Canada. The incident happened at the East Village Pub & Eatery in Fort McMurray, Alberta, Canada. Now, it’s being talked about all over the world.
Did A Canadian Man Get His Penis Stuck On An Icy Sidewalk?
Seems like someone might have been a bit overserved. In pictures from the scene obtained by TMZ, you can see the shirtless man fighting back many security guards who are tying to keep him on the ground until the police arrived to the scene. In his attempt to wiggle out of their control to free himself, he ended up having his pants fall down resulting in his penis making contact with the cold ground. You know how if you lick a cold icy pole in the winter your tongue can get stuck to it? That move was made famous in movies like A Christmas Story and Dumb And Dumber. Well, imagine that happening but with your penis. It sounds like that’s what this guy went through and I cannot imagine the pain and how bad that had to have felt.
Sounds like a witness says he was held down on the cold ground for around 20 minutes. That’s a long time to have your privates out in the cold and specifically on a freezing cold sidewalk. You don’t want that to happen to you. Thankfully, he was able to be removed from the ice without the use of hot water. That’s often a trick to free yourself during situations like this but using it on your genitals cannot be a good idea so it’s good they avoided doing that. It’s believed that some skin was likely left behind in the process of removing him from the ice. Ouch. Can you imagine?
See pictures from TMZ here.
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