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Why Did A Woman Chop Her Man’s Penis Off?

Why did a woman chop her man’s penis off? It’s another story of someone taking things a bit too far. You don’t want this to happen to you. This should…

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Why did a woman chop her man's penis off? It's another story of someone taking things a bit too far.

You don't want this to happen to you. This should never happen to anyone! There are other ways to take out your anger, your jealously, or your boredom. Just like many stories like this, there are more than 2 sides to every story. This one seems to be up for debate but one thing is agreed upon between both of the stories--his penis was chopped off. How did we get there? How did things escalate to that point? Well, it sounds like it all started with a drunken all-night BDSM session that ended up turning quite violent.

Did A Woman Chop Her Man's Penis Off After An All-Night BDSM Session?

According to Daily Mail, 31-year-old Alena invited 36-year-old Denis to stay overnight at her place in war-torn Mariupol which is in Ukraine. Now, one version from news outlet BAZA says that the security guard severed his manhood with a knife during a drunken BDSM session. However, neighbors heard what they believed was a loud argument which led to the woman using a knife to attack his penis.

Thankfully, the man's life was saved by an emergency crew who responded to the scene after being called by the woman who saw blood and realized what had happened. While the man's life was saved, his penis was not, unfortunately. On the other hand, BAZA says that the woman told police she cut his penis by accident during the session and it wasn't related to any argument.

It sounds like there was a lot of drinking going on that night which can always lead to some problems. Could that have contributed to her cutting off his penis? Was it during a fight or was it all an accident? That's all yet to be determined. Police did find the bloody knife and a belt which they confiscated, per Daily Mail.

As mentioned earlier, this kind of thing seems to be happening far too often. It seems like every other day Dave & Chuck The Freak are talking about a woman who cut off her man's penis during an argument or after she found him having an affair or sleeping around. A woman was arrested in Brazil last year after reports say she cut off her husband's penis because he couldn't stay hard. Well, that's not going to help!

Dave & Chuck The Freak Peep Show: 5 Hilarious Dave Moments

Oh, Dave. We would be lost without you. There would truly be no show without the man, the myth, the legend. To celebrate Dave and all he does, here are 5 hilarious Dave moments from the Dave & Chuck "The Freak" Peep Show!

We don't know how he does it. However, somehow nobody lands themselves in more awkward situations and predicaments than Dave. We highlight some of the best of the best below.

Dave & Chuck The Freak Peep Show: 5 Hilarious Dave Moments

Look, if you aren't subscribed to the Dave & Chuck "The Freak" YouTube account, you're missing out. Plain and simple. There, you can find all sorts of content from the show and behind the scenes. One of the biggest draws of our YouTube page has to be The Peep Show.

If you aren't familiar, that's okay! Hopefully, you'll be familiar and a fan soon! The Peep Show features video content from the show. It's like a podcast, but with video. That way, you can watch Dave, Chuck, Lisa, Andy, and the crew have their hilarious conversations and it feels like you're right there in the room with them! It's truly a one-of-a-kind experience.

Recently, we shared a list of the Best Andy Moments From The Dave & Chuck The Freak Peep Show, and we got some great feedback! You asked for more stuff like that, and we are here to deliver. So, we dropped a Best Of Chuck Peep Show Collection. Now, it's Dave's turn. Don't worry! We'll get to Lisa, Jason, and Al soon! Make sure to come back to check on that. They're all on the way.

Below, you'll find some of Dave's best moments from The Peep Show. There'll be videos of awkward situations, catchy jingles, and more! All things we've come to learn and expect from the one and only Dave Hunter. Well, our one-and-only Dave Hunter. There is still that guy who wrote the travel book about I-75. Anyways, back to the important Dave!

Dave's Other Job Offer

Can you imagine Dave in any other job? It would definitely be interesting! Well, it could soon become a reality. Dave received an offer from an erotic novelist to record the audio versions of her books and although he considered it, he doesn't think his wife or the company would approve of him taking it as a side gig. I would buy that audio book!

Dave's Got Drugs In His Pockets

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who claimed the drugs in his pockets weren't his and neither were the pants he was wearing. Dave then plays the song, 'Drugs in my Pockets' by The Monks but no one on the show has ever heard that song before. Turns out, the song isn't bad! Well, at least as bad as Dave's version of it. Check out BOTH versions above!

Dave's Plane Ass Incident

Somehow, Dave always ends up in the most awkward situations. There's one common denominator: himself. Dave was involved in an uncomfortable situation on an airplane over the weekend. He accidentally squirted hand sanitizer on a man's ass that was standing in front of him and wanted to know if he handled the situation correctly.

Dave's Patio Furniture Update

It's the update we've been waiting for! Last year, Dave made a delivery mistake and sent outdoor patio furniture to people in Florida after meeting them one time. He shares an update after finding out the people kept the furniture for themselves and never said anything. Would you have done what Dave did? What would you have done in this situation?

Who Won't Stop Texting Dave?

Technology has come a long way over the years. However, it still has a way to go. Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an odd problem that Dave is experiencing involving his robot vacuum. It won't stop texting him saying that it's stuck, even when it's not plugged in. Everyone says this is a problem only gadget man Dave would have to deal with.

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Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.