Man Arrested After Exposing Himself To Women Who Taunted The Size Of His Manhood

A man was arrested after exposing himself to women who taunted the size of his manhood. Some things are better left to the imagination.

You might want to prove the women wrong who are making fun of the size of your manhood, but you can't do that! Just laugh it off. Don't let it get to you! You can't whip it out to show them the true size, that will only land you in some trouble--and that's exactly what happened in this case.

The incident happened outside of Swansea's Big Daddy's kabob restaurant. 33-year-old Abdul Rahim has been accused of briefly pulling down the front of his pants in an act that he admits was a "drunken mistake," per Wales Online. Now, he's been put on the sex offender registry and the judge in his case highlighted how the influence of drugs and alcohol can have life-changing consequences for people, and now he's learning that the hard way.

According to Wales Online, the defendant and the complainants in the case encountered each other in a Wind Street club earlier that night when he tried to talk and hug the women but they shut down his advances and didn't want to interact with him. Later on, they happened to run into each other again outside Big Daddy's takeaway and words were reportedly exchanged between the parties. That's when Rahim reportedly responded by flashing his penis at the women. The incident was then reported to police and when he was arrested they also found a small amount of cocaine on him. That's not going to help!

According to Wales Online, the girls had shouted and pointed at him and told him he had a small penis while making hand gestures indicating the same thing (we all know what gesture they're talking about, the "small" gesture). His attorney argues that the women were not caused great distress by the incident and CCTV shows that she claims, per Wales Online. Rahim was given an 18-month community order and was also ordered to complete a rehabilitation course. He will also be a registered sex offender for the next 5 years. Don't do what he did! If some women accuse you of being small in the pants, just let it go. You know the truth! You don't have to try to show them the truth, that won't do you any good. Just let it go.

While committing crimes may seem black and white (you either broke the law or you didn't), there are certainly some crimes that are dumber than others. Sometimes it's the crime itself that's wild, other times, it's the people committing said crimes. These are 5 of the craziest, cringeworthy crimes ever committed.

Crimes can happen anywhere, anytime, to anyone. However, it takes a very unique individual, a case study if you will, to commit some of these outrageously dumb crimes. Years ago, these criminals would have been featured on Spike TV or one of those America's Dumbest Criminal shows. Today, I'm not sure if those shows are around...and I'm certain Spike TV isn't around anymore. That's a story for another time.

Crimes can happen for a number of reasons. They may happen out of necessity. They could also happen on accident. These crimes, however, do not fall into those categories. These crimes are different. None of these would accidentally happen. They also aren't a matter of life or death. There's no ethics quiz here, or any matters of 'would you steal bread to support your family?' These crimes, and criminals, aren't straight up cringeworthy.

While all of these crimes are crazy and certainly cringeworthy, they also make for excellent conversation pieces. That's why I've gone and found five examples of the wildest stories that Dave and Chuck the Freak have talked about and made a list highlighting the best of the best. Let's be honest...what's better than reading a story about one of the craziest crimes ever committed? Or, watching Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about some of the dumbest crimes ever committed? Personally, I'm going with the funny storytellers.

They add their own two cents and perspectives on these stories that nobody else could provide. Not even those talking heads on the dumbest criminal shows. Am I the only one who remembers those? I feel like they were a staple on TruTV or VH1, but now all I can find on TruTV is Impractical Jokers, which is awesome but...you get it. Let's not delay! Here's the list!

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Wisconsin who was arrested after lighting his own car on fire and being found naked, covered in liquid soap near a lakae. He is supposedly a licensed psychotherapist, works with 'magic mushrooms' and is "pretty much an expert in magic."

Dave & Chuck the Freak hear about a new Amazon vendor scam involving glue guns and head-lamps, or a potential windfall if you're James.

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Dearborn, Michigan who exposed himself to someone at a Burlington Coat Factory. They are very confused when they learn about their hours and huge social media following. Then, they try to figure out what they even sell there.

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Las Vegas, Nevada who stripped nude and danced on the gaming tables before he was restrained and arrested. Vegas, baby...

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Illinois who accidentally shot himself in the leg whilst dreaming of burglars breaking into his house. Living the proverbial dream isn't always what it seems...

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