Russian Tourist Gored By A Cow In Thailand Before Being Rescued

A Russian tourist was gored by a cow in Thailand before having to be rescued. How he got there is a dark, explicit reason.

The incident happened in Surat Thani a town in Southern Thailand. Now, the man is being accused of some incredibly inappropriate crimes against the cow. It didn't gore him for nothing, it seems like! This story gets dark.

Thailand is a very popular tourist destination. There are beautiful beaches, wonderful food, and a colorful environment. It's truly a one-of-a-kind place that draws in tons of tourists every year. Thailand is said to be a popular spot for sex tourism. According to World Metrics, 1.2 million sex tourists visit Thailand every year. Now, most of those sex tourists are there looking for sex with other humans. Unfortunately, not all of them, though. That's where our story begins. Again, this story is dark!

According to Daily Mail, a Russian tourist, identified as 26-year-old Evgenii Kuvshinov, allegedly tried to rape a cow and was then gored by the animal before having to be rescued by Thai Police. Daily Mail reports that the traveler allegedly tried to mount the cow only for her to, naturally, react violently and pinned him to the ground and gored him.

Reports say that locals were suspicious of the Russian tourist when they saw him prowling naked and phoned police, per Daily Mail. Photos from the scene show him being attacked by the cow while completely naked. It sounds like locals in the area were able to hear his screams and get to him to provide assistance quickly. He was taken to the Bannaderm Hospital to be treated for his injuries which included his rear-end. However, things don't appear to have gone smoothly at the hospital.

Police Lieutenant Thongchai tells Daily Mail, "We sent him to hospital because he was injured on his bottom, but he went crazy at the hospital and the doctors would not admit him, so now he is detained at our police station. Now we are waiting for the tourist police and the immigration police to work on it, then we can conduct investigation."

They now believe he was attempting to have sex with the animal and believe he might have been high as marijuana was reportedly found in his vehicle. Police tell Daily Mail, "We found cannabis in his car so maybe he was high. The way we found him, his actions suggest that he was trying to do something dirty with the cow, that he was trying to have sex with her." Imagine getting gored by a cow, ouch. He had it coming, though.

Mugshots can be entertaining for a number of reasons. It could be the story behind the arrest. Or, more likely, it could be how the person looks in the photo. Here are Dave & Chuck The Freak's Top 5 Mugshots Of The Day for 2023!

That's right! We crunched the numbers and got hard data. Once said data was crunched and examined we were left with Dave & Chuck The Freak's 5 most popular Mugshots Of The Day from the past year!

As usual, doing a list of the 5 best is very difficult. I mean, Dave & Chuck The Freak talk about hilarious mugshots almost every other day on the show. That's a lot of criminals and a lot of mugshots!

However, some mugshots are simply better than others. Some of these mugshots require a bit of context, others don't need any context at all in order to be deemed entertaining. You'll find examples of both below.

As we said, putting a list together like this is tough. So many great mugshots end up on the cutting room floor. Picking the top 5 is certainly no easy feat when there are so many good ones to choose from. Instead of going around the room and picking our favorites or asking you on Facebook which ones you liked the most in 2023, we made everything much easier. We'll simply look at the numbers.

That means the results are all from hard data. There are no opinions here. These are the 5 most popular mugshots of the day from Dave & Chuck The Freak in 2023 by the numbers. Thus, in a way, you created this list. If you have a problem with the results, you have only yourself to blame!

Here are Dave & Chuck The Freak's Top 5 Mugshots Of The Day in 2023 according to you and your activity at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com!

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