Florida Man Poops On Restaurant Floor
It’s been said that nothing good happens after midnight, and the latest Florida man case seems to prove the point.
Fort Myers police say a man broke into the local Joe’s Crab Shack over the weekend. But instead of helping himself to unlimited fresh seafood, he went straight for the alcohol. According to the Fort Myers Police Department, at about 2:30 am Saturday morning, an unidentified man broke a small window and climbed through it to gain access to the popular restaurant. Once inside, the man stole several bottles of alcohol from the bar and other small items as he crept through the building. Surveillance cameras captured the entire theft, including what the man was wearing. Investigators say the suspect was wearing a gray sweatshirt, light-colored shorts, white shoes and a hat with sunglasses. After the man finished plundering the contents of the store, he did something that surprised even the most seasoned cops…he pooped on the floor.
Police are now searching for the Felonious Florida Fecal Bandit, saying he’s in a $#1tload of trouble. They are now asking for the public’s help in the case, requesting that citizens look at the attached pictures taken from surveillance video to see if they recognize the man. If you have any information about the man in the pictures or the burglary, please contact the Fort Myers Police Department at Southwest Florida Crime Stoppers at 1-800-780-TIPS. Source: WINKNews.com
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