Too Hot For Jail? Florida Woman Crashes BMW Into Popeyes

Can you be too hot for jail? One Florida woman definitely seems to think so after being arrested for crashing her BMW into a Popeyes!

The accident happened in Miami, Florida after she was reportedly driving too fast for the road conditions. While the results of the crash are crazy, it's actually what she said afterwards that's getting attention online.

It's not always the actions of a crime that get attention, sometimes it's what is said afterwards. Although, with this story there are lots of things to take notice of. First, she ran her car into a Popeyes restaurant. Like, right into it. Second, she's an attractive woman. She leaves that accident still looking quite good compared to how the building looks. Finally, there's what she said to onlookers at the scene.

According to Law And Crime, the unidentified woman was cited for driving too fast for conditions and careless driving. It happened at a Popeyes on Seventh Avenue in Liberty City in Miami, Florida. Interestingly, she is not accused of being intoxicated at the time, per Law And Crime. You wouldn't think that looking at the scene of the one-car accident.

Police tell Law And Crime, "Fortunately there were no serious reported injuries however, the investigation remains open as to the circumstances that led up to the crash." Other factors could have contributed to the accident outside of alcohol such as distracted driving, texting, eating, or any number of variables. Law And Crime does report that the roads appeared to have been wet at the time due to rain so that could explain things.

Video was taken by witnesses at the scene which have now gone viral online. In the video, the woman can be seen saying, "Can you get me out of here, please? I can' get charged with that. I can't go to jail, I can't go to jail. I won't last there, you know?" Does she think she's too hot for jail? That's kind of what it sounds like! Also, lots of questions after seeing the video. Why can't she be charged with it? Does she have a history of accidents like this? Check out the viral video for yourself shared by @userx5xt2si06j on TikTok below. What do you think?

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Some of these individuals committed crazy crimes, while others just accomplished something impressive! They're not all criminals. However, the best stories typically are.

Dave & Chuck The Freak love talking about all sorts of crazy individuals who have done equally crazy things. That's why you'll hear segments like "The Times Of India," "What's With The Asians?," and stories about "Those Crazy Canadians." Truly, you never know what you might hear. People are strange, man.

When it comes to strange people, there seems to be no place like Florida. Maybe it's the warm weather? Perhaps there's something in the water. Whatever it is, Florida seems to get a lot of attention for some of its citizens behavior. You just don't get these kind of stories out of Vermont or Minnesota.

On the show, Dave & Chuck The Freak have shared some absolutely wild stories and crimes that have been committed by a Florida Man. Whenever you hear  a story start with "a Florida man..." you know you're in for a good story. Now, we're celebrating the Florida Man with a collection of the best stories that you've heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak.

Of course, on the show we've talked about many more than just five Florida Men. So, narrowing it down was difficult. It wasn't an easy feat. However, it's been done. We did it! Here are 5 of the craziest most hilarious Florida Man stories you've heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!

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Waffle Houses are famous for their delicious food at any hour of the day. However, they're actually probably more famous for all the fights and drama that seem to happen at a Waffle House location every day. Seriously, it seems like every day there's a new viral video of a wild fight at a Waffle House. Well, that's actually not how this story goes. This Florida Man just loves him some Waffle House.

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