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What Inappropriate Place Did A Man Fall Asleep For Three Hours?

What inappropriate place did a man fall asleep for three hours? First, it’s not somewhere you’re encouraged to fall asleep. It can cause difficulties for employees, and for yourself. Second,…

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What inappropriate place did a man fall asleep for three hours? First, it's not somewhere you're encouraged to fall asleep. It can cause difficulties for employees, and for yourself. Second, I have done this more times than I'd like to admit.

Hairdressers let a man sleep for three hours after he fell asleep in the middle of a haircut! What?? Let's dive in.

What Inappropriate Place Did A Man Fall Asleep For Three Hours?

Yes, this has happened to me several times. However, the employees weren't as kind as they were to this man! Instead, they always seem to shake me awake in a way that's far from comforting. I usually let out a little shriek. I can't help it. There's something relaxing about a haircut. You're just sitting there, there's pleasant music in the background, I can't help it! Clearly, this guy couldn't either.

Instead of shaking him awake or making a lout noise, they just let him continue sleeping. For three hours, they let him catch up on his z's while they let other customers get their haircut around him. They had enough people to get to where they could still get their money and let him sleep away. I wish my barber did the same. It's embarrassing to be woken up and asked to stop falling asleep because it's making their job more difficult. Granted, I fully understand it. I could make some sort of weird jolting movement in my sleep that could ruin the haircut or the work they're doing. Then, that would just create more problems. So, I can't blame them for waking me up. It's on me. However, I would definitely prefer the treatment this guy got!

However, he may be wishing they woke him up instead of letting him sleep. Why? He got a parking ticket because of his extended sleep. Check out a video of the incident shared by @jordan.topboy.blends below!

Of course, this isn't the only weird place someone has fallen asleep. Remember the guy who fell asleep on the subway that we talked about on Dave & Chuck The Freak?

Man fall asleep at NFL game. Sleeping NY Giants Fan

Don't fall asleep at a football game, either! (Photo by Al Bello/Getty Images)

Dave & Chuck The Freak Peep Show: 5 Hilarious Andy Moments

If you didn't know, Andy Green is hilarious. Every morning he provides Dave & Chuck The Freak with hilarious comments, impressions, and endless giggles. We are appreciative of that.

However, maybe you aren't familiar with how funny Andy is and can be. It happens. So, we put together a list of 5 hilarious Andy moments from the Dave & Chuck The Freak Peep Show!

Dave & Chuck The Freak Peep Show: 5 Hilarious Andy Moments

So, if you weren't aware, you can subscribe to Dave & Chuck The Freak on YouTube! There, you'll get access to all sorts of exclusive content. Most importantly? That's where you'll find the Dave & Chuck The Freak Peep Show! Unfamiliar? The Peep Show is video segments from the show. It's the same hilarious conversations you hear on air or on the podcast, only with video! Yes, that means you can laugh along with Dave, Chuck The Freak, Lisa, Andy, Jason, and Al as if you're right there in studio with them!

The Peep Show can be incredibly helpful. Not sure who made that joke? Check out the Peep Show! Not sure who is the one who makes that hilarious voice? Check out the Peep Show! There is no shortage of things you can learn with The Peep Show!

Previously, we've highlighted Peep Shows About Sex. We've also covered the best Peep Shows From 2023 at the end of the year. Now, we want to put our guy Andy Green in the spotlight. So, we curated some of Andy's best moments from the Peep Show and put them together for your entertainment and convenience. In these hilarious videos, you'll learn a lot about Andy. You'll learn his fears, what he loves, his impressive past, and hear some funny accents and impressions.

Warning: it gets funny. You may need an extra pair of pants handy. Check out 5 hilarious Andy moments from the Peep Show below!

Andy Scares Dave

Andy is known for being funny. It's why we love him! However, he can also be scary! Check out this video from The Peep Show where Andy scares Dave! Or, is Dave just easily startled?

All of Andy's Jobs

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about all of the jobs that Andy has worked after a guy in Scotland is suing his parents because they will no longer support him. Andy could have a TV show on all the jobs he's worked. Move over, Mike Rowe! Andy is here to work! You won't believe some of the jobs Andy has had to work before. Thankfully, we think he's found the right job that suits him. No more jobs for you, Andy!

Anxious Andy the Millennial Mobster

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how older members of Mafia are upset with the new generation of millennials that aren't as tough and you get to hear a conversation between the two. Personally, I find the older mobsters to be a bit more intimidating! Although, the millennial mobster is hilarious. Love the banter in this video and the character created. Perfect example of why we love Andy.

If Andy Wore Burrito Merch

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about Chipotle selling new visor-napkin holders for the people who take too many napkins but want to be fashionable. Then, joke about what it would be like if Andy started wearing Chipotle merch because he likes it so much. I could see it! He'd be like a walking advertisement. Also, it would save a lot of time. "Hey, Andy. Do you like Chipotle?" *points to the shirt*

Andy's Top Fears

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who was abducted and kidnapped in Cambodia and forced to be a blood slave all while telemarketing to pay his own ransom. That started a conversation about Andy's fears. Turns out, there's a long list of them! They all seem to be hilarious. Check out Andy's list of fears!

Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.