Juggalo Justice: Florida Man Jailed After Refusing to Pay for Waffle House Tattoo
Allow me to introduce you to Max Alexander Krejckant. He’s a 33-year-old Juggalo who decided to make a bold statement at the Ink Godz shop in St. Petersburg. Now,we know tattoos are forever, but not everyone seems to be on the same page.
According to the Smoking Gun, Max, got slightly intoxicated. He then decided to stroll into the tattoo parlor with the brilliant idea of getting the Waffle House logo inked on his right… well, let’s call it his canvas. Now, the Waffle House emblem is a burst of yellow and black, but Max, being the frugal artist that he is, opted for a grayscale masterpiece. Why, you ask? Because he refused to fork over an extra Benjamin for that premium yellow ink. Talk about cutting corners, or in Max’s case, curves.
Now, when the bill arrived, it was a cool $250 for his unique piece of art. Max suddenly developed selective amnesia about the concept of payment. The poor tattoo parlor owner, Neil Marcus, recounted the saga, mentioning that Max “refused all options to satisfy his debts.” A thorough police frisk yielded no treasure just six bucks and a driver’s license. Not exactly the funds you’d expect from someone trying to make a grand getaway.
Juggalo Justice:
Max got slapped with a theft charge, but swiftly walked out of jail after forking over $150. He’s pleaded not guilty, probably hoping his grayscale Waffle House ode would be seen as a misunderstood masterpiece.
In his gallery of tattoos, Max’s collection doesn’t stop at the breakfast joint homage. He’s also got a black and white tribute to Insane Clown Posse on his forearm, adding a touch of eccentricity to his artistic endeavors. Neil Marcus noted that tattoo walkouts usually peak during Spring Break, but Max, being the trendsetter he is, decided to spice up the holiday season. Look out, Christmas tree tattoos… Waffle House is the new festive ink.
My Favorite Waffle House Fight Video Dropped One Year Ago Today
What’s with Waffle House lately? I keep looking, but we’re not seeing any really good fight scenes. Now to be clear, I’m not looking for people to get hurt, but I miss the craziness. Last month in Virginia a woman got shot, but there’s no video of the fight. Also, like I said, we’re not looking for people to get hurt. Just Waffle House fight video craziness. Especially Florida Waffle House craziness – my favorite.
So what’s My Favorite Waffle House Fight Video?
Before we get to that, maybe here’s some insight on why we’ve seeing less fight videos. The Waffle House employees are .@WaffleHouse workers just delivered 13K signed petitions demanding $25/hr, security in all stores, an end to mandatory meal deductions straight to Waffle House corporate HQ in Atlanta. How did Waffle House respond? They threw them all in the TRASH #UnionsForAll #SolidaritySeason pic.twitter.com/AY2wkX9W8c
— Union of Southern Service Workers (@RaiseUptheSouth) November 8, 2023" target="_blank" rel="noopener">fed up. Not just with the fights, but with their situation. They want $25/hr, pay, security in all stores, an end to mandatory meal deductions. The third demand is the one that caught me. So they have to pay for a meal whether or not they eat at the restaurant? I’ve worked at many restaurants and pizza places and I don’t recall ever paying for a meal. Sure, there were some hard nosed bosses that said you needed to pay for food, but we always found a way around that. At Waffle House it’s automatically taken from your check.
So maybe there’s some compassion for the employees right now. They really do go through a lot. So I’ll put my favorite Waffle House fight video below. And no one got hurt in the video. If you’re at work, watch the sound. There’s a LOT of words in these videos that could get you in trouble with HR.
First, since it’s the holiday season, let’s check some of the runner-ups.
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