Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener who emailed the show about a strange encounter at a urinal, Mike Trout signed the biggest contract in sports history, Hollywood was going to make a Forrest Gump 2, a fast food manager that attacked a co-worker who refused to work late with pepper spray and a knife, a huge fart that interrupted a televised billiards match, a restaurant getting sued over stuffed mushrooms being too hot, things you can do to keep your junk young, a woman that almost died when she injected herself with juice, a dude that had his nose bitten off during a flight, the government paying people $1000 to adopt a wild horse, Budweiser getting into the meats game, and more!