The Jacksonville Jaguars mascot walks on the field after the game . (Photo by Eric Espada/Getty Images)

It was a big year for our hero the Florida Man. I think election years always bring out a little more of Florida Man’s natural tendencies to do some crazy things. And let’s not forget the Florida Woman stories as well. She can certainly handle the limelight too.

So how do we decide the best stories of the year? A pretty simple formula. Page views. If a lot of people clicked on a story, it made the list. There’s a lot of weirdness here. Some Grand Theft Auto involving a street sweeper and an improper use of a pickle. Also some stories that show Florida Man letting his temper get the best of him. Including a beat down by Mike Tyson. And since I’m writing this, there’s definitely some

waffle house always got sum shi going on 😭 pic.twitter.com/EUtCpocqIt

— brian (@hoelessbrian) December 20, 2022" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Waffle House fights here. And the Florida Woman  – from getting naked and lighting the bushes on fire, to threatening Publix shoppers with a pitchfork and whip. Florida Woman is well represented. Sometimes Florida Woman stories are even better than the Florida Man stories.

So without any further discussion let’s have a look at the top trending Florida Man (and woman) stories, in no particular order, on our site this year. And we try to keep it fun. No serious injuries or deaths.

  • Florida Man Caught With His Pecker In His Hand And A Pickle In His…

    Improper use of a pickle.

    Florida Man Caught With His Pecker In His Hand And A Pickle In His…
  • Florida Men Wrangle Large Snake Near Miami Mall

    Although the headline may be suggestive, it was an actual snake:

    Florida Men Wrangle Large Snake Near Miami Mall

     

  • Florida Man shoots a man in ankle, then beats him with a golf club for walking a dog on the golf course

    Seems rational.

    Florida Man shoots a man in ankle, then beats him with a golf club for walking a dog on the golf course

     

  • The Guy Who Got Punched By Mike Tyson On A Plane Is A Florida Man From Punta Gorda

    Of course.

    The Guy Who Got Punched By Mike Tyson On A Plane Is A Florida Man From Punta Gorda

     

  • Florida Woman Comes Home And Catches Her Mom in Bed With Her Boyfriend

    Sure.

    Florida Woman Comes Home And Catches Her Mom in Bed With Her Boyfriend

     

  • Suspicious Florida Woman Angered By Husband’s Fresh Haircut Files For Divorce

    I mean, getting a haircut is a clear sign you’re cheating on your spouse. Right?

    Suspicious Florida Woman Angered By Husband’s Fresh Haircut Files For Divorce
  • Florida Man Carjacks Street Sweeper – Apprehended After Three Hour Pursuit

    That’s some GTA stuff right there.

    𝐅𝐂𝐒𝐎 𝐀𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐒𝐮𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐈𝐧𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐃𝐚𝐲𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐚 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐣𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠An early start for Flagler County Sheriff’s Office (FCSO)...

    Posted by Flagler County Sheriff's Office on Monday, June 13, 2022
    Florida Man Carjacks Street Sweeper – Apprehended After Three Hour Pursuit

     

  • Naked Florida Woman Arrested After Setting Bushes On Fire For ‘Celebration’

    I’m still mad that there’s no bodycam video on this. “Why are you naked?”

    Naked Florida Woman Arrested After Setting Bushes On Fire For ‘Celebration’
  • Florida Woman Arrested Outside Of Publix With Pitchfork And Whip

    She was trying to sell teddy bears.

    Florida Woman Arrested Outside Of Publix With Pitchfork And Whip
  • Florida Man At Disney World Punches Girlfriend In Chest And Knocks Baby Out Of Stroller

    The kid was not hurt.

    Florida Man At Disney World Punches Girlfriend In Chest And Knocks Baby Out Of Stroller

    But since we’re talking Disney World – how about this fight?

     

  • Florida Woman OnlyFans Model Makes $8,000 a Month Performing as a Mermaid

    Florida Man has unique tastes.

    https://96krock.com/listicle/florida-woman-onlyfans-model-makes-8000-a-month-performing-as-a-mermaid/

  • VIDEO: Florida Man (Or Woman?) Starts Massive Brawl on Miami Based Carnival Sunrise Cruise

    Carnival Cruise Lines. The Waffle House of the seas.

    VIDEO: Florida Man (Or Woman?) Starts Massive Brawl on Miami Based Carnival Sunrise Cruise

     

  • Orlando Waffle House Night Shift Is Undefeated, Florida Woman Gets Upside Down Thrown Out Of The Restaurant

    Bye bye…..

    Orlando Waffle House Night Shift Is Undefeated, Florida Woman Gets Upside Down Thrown Out Of The Restaurant

     

     

  • Florida Man Destroys Car In Disney World Parking Lot, Leaves A Hundred Dollars And A Note “Sorry”

    I mean, they left a note.

    Florida Man Destroys Car In Disney World Parking Lot, Leaves A Hundred Dollars And A Note “Sorry”
  • Florida Man Wearing A Camouflage Tarp And Carrying A Rifle, Looking To “Cause Havoc”, Arrested At Naples Jaguar Dealership

    I know someone who works there. Scary stuff.

    Florida Man Wearing A Camouflage Tarp And Carrying A Rifle, Looking To “Cause Havoc”, Arrested At Naples Jaguar Dealership
  • Florida Man Calmly Enjoys His Grits As Jacksonville Waffle House Fight Erupts Behind Him

    This is my favorite Waffle House video of the year. This guy is just too cool.

    Florida Man Calmly Enjoys His Grits As Jacksonville Waffle House Fight Erupts Behind Him

     

  • Jacksonville Jaguars Mascot Is A ‘Florida Man’ Wearing Only An American Flag Speedo At Yesterday’s Game

    This guy will make you a Jags fan.

    Jacksonville Jaguars Mascot Is A ‘Florida Man’ Wearing Only An American Flag Speedo At Yesterday’s Game – Twitter Reacts
  • There you have it

    Were there more? Absolutely. These were just the best stories on our site. If you can’t get enough, follow the r/FloridaMan Reddit thread. There’s also a really good Florida Man twitter.

    Florida Man stories are best enjoyed with a Pub Sub. The Ultimate is on sale, with Boar’s Head it’s $7.99. I prefer the Chicken Tender sub, but it’s not on sale right now.

    Happy New Year Everyone!

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