Dave and Chuck the Freak have Lord Vader answer some listener life choice questions, the pastor accused of urinating on a female airline passenger was identified, Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton are engaged, John Stewart returning to TV, a dude that fell through a sidewalk sinkhole into a swarm of rats, the worst (non-tragic) thing to ever happen to you, a dangerous DIY vampire fang trend, an artist with realistic Halloween decorations people keep calling the cops about, what it could mean if you have a dark sense of humor, unemployment fraudsters busted after posting on Instagram, a skull decoration discovered to actually belong to a man missing for 8 years, and more!