Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who was fired for baking laxative laced brownies for a rival employees last day, a squirrel that stashed 50 lbs of pinecones in a car engine, Ed Sheeran has a Heinz Ketchup tattoo & ice cream flavor, a man that refused to give up his Louis Vuitton bag to an armed robber, the audio version of the “the Dress” with “Yanni or Laurel,” an injection that could cure erectile dysfunction and increase dong size, a burglar caught on camera doing a celebration dance after he broke into a business, a family charged over $1000 for shipping after buying paper plates online, a clown and his apprentice that murdered a woman, the one vegetable you should definitely eat, and more!