Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener that needs advice about a Fleshlight, Dr. Seuss books will no longer be printed due to portrayals of people in ‘hurtful and wrong’ ways, the worst on screen kissers in Hollywood, a burglar busted by Cheetos cheese dust in her teeth, a billionaire looking to take a group of people on a trip around the moon, the douchiest date encounter you’ve had, a live news report that gets interrupted by a police shoot out in the background, a woman who claims sugary soda pop caused her to lose her teeth, a burglar that “MacGuyver-ed” a flamethrower with a lighter & hairspray during a break-in, a woman that always played the same lotto numbers missed a week and they came up, and more!