Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the Federal Reserve experiencing a national coin shortage, Japanese baseball teams are replacing fans with dancing robots, a woman arrested in a murder-for-hire case after she used a fake rent a hit man website, a sperm bank that is offering curbside service, Science proves that an ancient penis enlargement technique does NOT work, a dude that stole an enormous 40lb. dildo, a dad letting his kid drop out of school to play video games professionally, mysterious blue holes underwater in the Gulf of Mexico, a guy holding people hostage until the Ukrainian president plugged a Joaquin Phoenix movie, and more!