Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a police officer in trouble for letting women off tickets in exchange for their phone numbers, the 25 most influential people on the internet, a guy that broke into his wife’s lovers home and cut off his dong with scissors, a family trying to track down a topless woman that photobombed them, a dude busted smuggling drugs underneath a ridiculous toupee, a yodeling festival that was interrupted by a military flyby, an airplane passenger caught on video using his feet to use their video screen, confronting a filthy animal being nasty in public, spontaneously combusting sushi has been causing fires at restaurants, an Iowa state official fired for emailing Tupac lyrics, and more!