Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a guy that was given a ticket for a hash brown, how seniors should move into an affordable hotel instead of senior living, a strange mobile pedicure service, the last porno theater in Paris has closed, an HOA that fined a woman for her car leaving a penis shaped outline in the snow, a new at home poop test that’s as effective as a colonoscopy, watching more porn makes you more likely to be bi-sexual, a guy goes viral for buying a ton of Girl Scout Cookies then gets busted by the DEA, a man that had so much fat in his blood it clogged a hospital filter, a dead humpback whale found in the Amazon jungle, a guy attacked by a cobra inside of an ATM, and more!