Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about why an old guy got attacked for downloading porn, a woman who tried to get a loan by making her dead uncle sign for it, a ding dong ditch shooting, how you almost lost your genitals, a dude who drank beer during a standoff with police, black guys with small penises, a birthday surprise gone wrong, advice for a virgin, a guy who invited a homeless man into his hotel room with his girlfriend, grand theft Amish buggy, why some drunk teens called the cops on themselves and more!