Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about porn viewing on mobile devices way up this Thanksgiving, “bespoke” porn the new future of porn, firefighters hang Christmas lights after the homeowner fell and injured himself trying to hang them, a guy that just broke the record for largest X-Men collection, a massage chain that has over 180 complaints of sexual assaults, a woman arrested after barking at her neighbors dogs, the most diabolical thing a woman did to screw you over, the most sinful cities in America, a barber in China that shaves people’s eyes to clean them, upside down Christmas trees the new trend this year, and more!