Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the worst drink and band combo for a party, beach goers using seaweed to practice proper social distancing, Nicholas Cage to play Joe Exotic in a scripted series, a woman that called 911 for a “fire in her crotch,” a dude in trouble for mooning shoppers at Walmart, a 5 year old busted driving to California to buy a Lamborghini, a female mechanic fired after her naughty side gig was discovered, a circus that has been stuck quarantining in a parking lot, online poker players making a killing against amateurs players stuck in quarantine, things we’re watching on TV instead of sports, a shopper asked to wear a mask in the store wiped his nose on the employees shirt, and more!