Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about fake ass foods we love and hate, a school handing out “modesty” ponchos for prom attendees not appropriately dressed, a guy suing rescue workers for not saving him fast enough, celebrities that people pleasure themselves to, a drunk topless woman threatened cops with a chunk of asphalt, the “coffee goggles” theory about you and your co-workers, superhero powers people want to have, a dude in trouble for stealing his neighbors jorts, what your most horrible discovery has been, a guy that almost shot his roommate over an argument about cat hair, a dude that had to escape from jail while serving a 4-day sentence, weird laws some states have on the books, and more!