Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a couple listeners struggling to find love on dating apps, apologies given after the Will Smith/Chris Rock Oscar slap, the guy who makes fake penis prosthetics for Hollywood, a woman that stabbed her boyfriend during an argument about a Tyler Perry movie, a guy that urinated on a gas station snack rack when his payment was declined, a woman that quit her job to try living as a vampire, a guy busted with a stash of stolen bikes so big you could see them from space, man arrested for tracking a woman with an Apple watch, a St. Patrick’s Day school picture day fail, making purchases online and forgetting, a guy arrested after running over his ex-girlfriends parents, shouting swear words helps ease pain, the internet is torn over the best kind of bread, and more!