Dave and Chuck the Freak talk how hard life would be if you had a lazy sphincter, a dog that drove its owners truck into a building, American Idol contestant passed out on TV, a woman arrested after an argument over chicken nuggets, a chick thought she had tuberculosis but it turned to be a condom in her lungs, a mom that joined OnlyFans to help daughter pay off law school debts, a country asking citizens to stop changing their name to “Salmon,” a couple that broke into a movie theater to steal snacks and have sex, a man busted pretending to play a violin for donations, a Naked and Afraid contestant quit after getting bugs in her genitalia, Jeffrey Dean Morgan bought a Tesla while high on edibles, and more!