Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Kate Middleton conspiracies, the most unhealthy drinks, people will tip more if there’s a smiley face on your receipt, man shot by hunter who mistook him for a turkey, truck driver leaves truck before being hit by train, skydivers make hard landing, woman forgot about winning lotto ticket, family finds stolen art in their attic, betting on March Madness, Michigan man arrested for jerking in theater during a lesbian movie, Sydney Sweeney nudes malware scam, Richard Simmons’ dying post confusion, Matthew Lawrence says director wanted him to get nude, Cash Me Outside girl has a baby, Nic Cage wants to do a live version of a Spider-Man Noir, audiences want more original content, Drake gives pregnant woman cash at concert, man shoots at teens who ding-dong-ditched him, someone tried to break into former prison, man with mullet leads police on chase with ‘Will Run’ license plate, man sets ex’s car on fire, crocodile handler almost gets junk bit off, how did you almost lose your genitals?, old woman impersonates FBI, woman saved from cougar attack, runaway spends night in a Target, New York man kept an alligator in his swimming pool, retailer apologizes for racist email, partner’s sleeping habits keeping you up at night, retired cop tackles robbery suspect, winning lottery player told new gas station employee he was going to sell him a winner, guy’s migraines turn out to be tapeworm in his head from eating raw bacon, working 9-5 jobs, the teen busted speeding on his way to get laid, and more!